Welcome to
FC Mierda
Your favorite below average football team from Rotterdam.
Who we are
A few lads in Rotterdam met, looked at each other, and thought... “Why not play football… poorly, but with style?” And just like that, FC Mierda was born in 2017.
We play 7-a-side on a half pitch because a full field for us is just asking for trouble. On the pitch, we’re smart and efficient; off the pitch, we’re absolute legends in the third half.
On this app you can follow us for fixtures, results, and recaps. Witness FC Mierda proving that legends never really fade.
The Trophy Cabinet
Others catch the fever, but FC Mierda catches trophies.
🏆 Powerleague 2025 Summer Champions
🏆 Powerleague 2024 Summer Champions
🏆 Powerleague 2023 Winter Champions
🏆 Footy 2022 Summer Champions
🏆 Footy 2022 Spring Champions
...and many more!
Don't Miss Any Match
Want to relive every goal, epic save, and legendary moment from FC Mierda? On our Results page you can watch all the highlights, match recaps, and unforgettable plays.
Be a true fan—never miss a single moment of FC Mierda magic!