Welcome to
FC Mierda
Official Club Hub • Est. 2017
Your favorite below-average football team from Rotterdam.
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🤝FC Mierda is proudly supported by
Our Sponsors & Partners
A huge shout-out to the sponsors who power FC Mierda on the pitch and in the third half.
Official BarbershopOfficial Partner
Momo Barbershop
FC Mierda's favorite barbershop
Keeping the squad fresh, styled, and razor-sharp on and off the pitch. Momo is far more than a barbershop—it's a premium haircut experience where you can enjoy a coffee, catch up on good conversation, and treat yourself to the house specialty: a legendary Calippo ice cream.
Club SponsorOfficial Partner
Second Love
Discreet & exciting adventures
Sure, football will always be your first love—but the ball doesn't cuddle back! Second Love gives you the chance to find love right next to football. Completely discreet, exciting, and with zero VAR checking your moves.
🏆Club Honors & Silverware
The Trophy Cabinet
Others catch the fever, but FC Mierda catches trophies.
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Powerleague Summer 2025
Division 2 Champions
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Powerleague Summer 2024
Division Champions
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Powerleague Winter 2023
Winter Champions
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Footy 2022 Summer
Summer Champions
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Footy 2022 Spring
Spring Champions
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Third Half Trophies
Undefeated Champions
🎥Match Recaps & Notifications
Never Miss a Match
Get instant match alerts on your device, relive every goal with YouTube highlight recordings, and check official scores, goal scorers, and Man of the Match awards.